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You can be delusional in private or you can advertise it on your car...

I was behind this car yesterday and I posted a photo on social media. I said this collection of bumper stickers should be enough to qualify someone for a mental health evaluation, but it’s worse than I thought. I looked up the meaning of the stickers and…YIKES! Let’s unpack this left to right:

NCSWIC: Nothing Can Stop What Is Coming is a common QAnon saying (fantasy?) meaning the Deep State will soon be arrested. It’s apparently inevitable.

WWG1WGA: Where We Go One We Go All The QAnon digital cult warrior battle cry! They all deploy together…to their keyboards! To support Q in their battle against the Deep State! They’re in battle…behind their keyboards!

FJB We all know this one. It’s giving middle school boy; the one whose parents give him everything but their love.

Mass Formation Psychosis is a one-size-fits-all response to things they wish didn’t exist but actually do such as all things Covid and, in this case, Russia’s war on Ukraine. This term was introduced to the Q crowd when a man, Robert Malone, who does not have a background in psychology or history went on Joe Rogan’s show to explain psychology and history. It’s interesting to note that ‘mass formation psychosis’ is not a medical term. I know you are shocked to learn they made up something so they could accuse others of making up something.  

QAnon Popcorn As best I can tell, this is a reference to watching the “show” that will happen when all the Deep State people are arrested. They’ve been waiting awhile. How many preservatives are in that popcorn?

Q+ for president 2024 Q+ is the codename Trump uses when he writes Q drops which are posts on ultra-right message boards. I didn’t realize message boards still existed. I also didn’t know Donald Trump could write.

PIZZAGATE IS REAL Pizzagate is not real. It is a conspiracy theory that a pizza restaurant in DC operates a pedophile sex ring from their basement. The building does not have a basement. There are many articles you can read on this, but the bottom line is this is a particularly dangerous conspiracy theory that has led to death threats against the owner and employees of the restaurant.    

RESIST THE REPTILIAN AGENDA Nothing to see here, folks. This is merely a theory that all US presidents—save Donald Trump—are inter-dimensional lizard people who shape shift in order to gain positions of power because their source of sustenance is the negative energy created by their manipulation of global events. I think the yellow sticker is related to lizard people also because it appears to be an ancient Egyptian and they believe the lizard people have been here since Adam and Eve. It’s the original long con.

Deviant QAnon thinks Disney grooms children for abuse and pushes an LGBTQ+ agenda. This ties back to their claim that global elites (don’t they mean lizards?) run an underground sex trafficking ring around the world.

ULTRA MAGA PUREBLOOD DEPLORABLE I think this is all self-explanatory. I can only assume these people aren’t big on genetic testing as it would likely not provide evidence of the “pure” blood results they claim to have.

Dead Pedophiles Don’t Re-Offend Nothing to decode here. They are pro-extrajudicial punishment. It doesn’t need to be said but I will say it anyway: This is incredibly dangerous.

Good Little Sheep Wear Their Mask For crying out loud, why do they care so much about what other people do with their bodies?

I probably lost IQ points reading all that garbage; it’s truly unsettling. It can feel overwhelming knowing there are people who believe this nonsense but remember there are many more over here on Team Critical Thinkers. I do think it’s important to be aware of just how unhinged these fringe groups are so now that we know, you should probably go for a walk, call a friend, or whatever you do to cleanse your mind.